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(Piano playing)
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So, Rivoli has
not called us back.
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Wha--
(Low piano chord)
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No. Why?
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Why did the-- Should I
just tell you the plan I have?
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- The banner?
- The banner?
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Yeah, the banner
plan didn’t work.
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Do you wanna
know the new plan?
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- Yes?
- Look, NOW Magazine!
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Do you know what this is?
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One of the most
important magazines in Toronto.
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And they’ve got a thing called
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the fucking concert
listings, man!
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They also have really
good top 10, like,
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patios this summer to check out.
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That’s not what
I’m talking about.
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I-- Who cares, right?
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I thought we were
doing a NOW Magazine.
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No, I’m-- This is my plan, look!
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Concert listings, okay?
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What if we get... in the
concert listings for The Rivoli?
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The Rivoli doesn’t
even have to know!
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We get NOW Magazine to print
us in-- in the concert listings,
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then we take this to The Rivoli,
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and we’re like okay,
alright, we’ll play a show!
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- Sorry!
- What the hell?
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So-- Well, this is us.
This is them, you’re them.
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- Oh, okay.
- Ready?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, hey.
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Nirvanna The Band
playing a show tonight.
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Sorry, you have
a problem with it?
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- Hey, ow!
- Bitch.
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That hurts when you do the--
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Little-- Little fuck... bitch!
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Okay, let’s talk about
how we’re actually gonna
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call NOW Magazine.
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They have to believe that it’s
actually The Rivoli calling.
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That’s fine, we’ll say--
we’ll just do it right now.
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Mime it, ready?
Doot doot doot doot!
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- Mime?
- Mime it.
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Oh, so I’m NOW Magazine, okay.
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Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Brrr!
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You know, it’s so funny;
there’s a real phone beside you.
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Why wouldn’t you
just pick up that one
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rather than mime the nothing?
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I...
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I’m saying look, there’s
a real phone right there.
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- Fine, fine.
- It’ll just help you.
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Look, you know
what’s gonna happen?
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- If you call them...
- Brrr! Brrr!
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...it’s gonna say Matt Johnson
is calling on the caller ID.
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Why?
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- Oh, because I’m--
- Because you’re calling.
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Right.
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We need it to say The Rivoli?
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It needs to say The Rivoli.
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- We’ll hack the iPhone.
- Hack the iPhone?
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Sure, sure, hacking.
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- Uh--
- With the big red book?
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What does Matthew Lilliard say?
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Ooh, Morpheus is
fighting Neo, man!
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That’s a bit-- That’s a
combination of two movies, but--
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Yeah?
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Why don’t we just
call from The Rivoli?
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Oh! We’ll go in disguise!
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♪
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♪ As long as we got each other
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♪ We got the world
spinnin’ right in our hands ♪
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♪ Baby, you and me
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♪ We gotta be
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♪ The luckiest dreamers
who never quit dreaming ♪
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♪ As long as we keep on--
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♪
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(Sitcom music playing)
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(Laughtrack, cheering)
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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(Laughtrack)
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(Crowd howling)
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I’ll take a seat on
the patio, daddio.
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Okay, I think over here is good.
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Okay.
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Uh, you know what?
I actually have a question.
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Do you guys have a phone inside?
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I don’t need to use it, I was
just wondering if you have one.
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Okay, I think I’ll order
right now, actually.
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So, um...
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I’m in for a bit of
a light lunch here.
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Uh...
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What about the crispy calamari?
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It’s good?
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Uh, wookie balls?
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And maybe the guacamole chips?
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Uh, what do people normally
order when they come in here
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just for a light
lunch, you know?
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(Server talking)
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I might-- Yeah, I think
I’m gonna do all three.
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(Server talking)
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But then I might wanna do
a salad and sandwich too,
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just to lighten it
up a little bit.
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- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
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(Laughing)
I do.
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Uh, so maybe-- what’s the-- how
about The Rivoli house salad?
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What’s that all about?
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Uh, hi.
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Is this NOW Magazine?
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And how about, um...
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This is The Rivoli, as you
can see from your caller ID.
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No mention the caller ID,
no reason to...
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Hold on one second.
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Hey, there’s been
a change of plans?
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There’s gonna be a change of
plans on who’s playing the show.
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And you said this Brussel
sprout apple salad was good too?
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It’s all good with me, daddio.
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Right, yes, the listing.
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I know it seems like
I’m distracting you,
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but don’t let that dist--
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Alright, cool, daddio.
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The name is Nirvanna The Band.
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Yeah.
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And make sure they know
that you’re The Rivoli.
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Yes.
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I know it sounds crazy.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You know what, never mind.
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Thank you, thank you so much,
and we’re out of here.
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Okay, that’s it,
we’re gone, they made us!
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- Matt, Matt, Matt!
- Come on!
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So sorry, gotta go, bye!
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(Laughtrack)
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(Sitcom music playing)
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(Sitcom music playing)
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Come-- Come on, let’s
do a quick rehearsal!
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(Piano playing)
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Mr. Thin, this is his-- argh!
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Ohhh!
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What?
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My suitcoat
doesn’t fit anymore!
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I’m sorry, it’s our big fat
pedophile character, Mr. Thin.
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Uh-uh.
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Who is always blaming
the dryer for shrinking--
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It doesn’t have to
be a pedophile, just--
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Doesn’t have to be,
but that’s his choice.
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If it helps you get into
character, that’s fine, but I--
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That is the character.
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He’s a-- He chooses
to be a pedophile.
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He wasn’t born that way.
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Just don’t say it out loud.
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Well, maybe he is one of
these guys who is born that way.
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And it makes it very difficult
for the... LGBT community
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to figure out how to
criticize them.
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That’s my sexuality.
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Yeah, you put a--
(Bleep)
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Don’t say that.
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Oh, it’ll send the
whole liberal plane
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crashing into the
ocean, that’s for sure!
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"Wait, now we
gotta tolerate what?!"
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You know, there’s a... a whole
other galaxy of dark matter
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that we’re living in?
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Oh boy.
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Isn’t that crazy?
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Uhh, okay, so...
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(Piano playing)
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Okay, so how do
we start the show?
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I’m lowered down?
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Yeah, we’ll lower me.
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On ropes.
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(Piano playing)
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And you gotta picture
me completely naked.
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(Mimics choir singing)
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Something goes
wrong with the rope.
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(Screaming)
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(Traffic noise)
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Look at that.
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What the hell is going on?
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(Traffic noise)
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It’s like they came
out of a portal from 1999.
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We fell asleep, and roller
blading became cool again.
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That’s a-- That’s a long
fucking nap, culturally.
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A little plot update: we’re
waiting for the NOW Magazine to
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get delivered, and Jay is using
the bathroom in the Black Hole,
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and... Bird!
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You just missed a whole
bunch of roller bladers
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that just went by.
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Hi, how you doing?
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We’re playing The
Rivoli later tonight!
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We’re effing empty!
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- You don’t think we missed it?
- Don’t keep checking!
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Yeah, but what if it
already got delivered
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and they all got gobbled up?
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Just relax, relax,
it’s gonna be here,
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and we’re gonna have
a whole stack of them.
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Yeah, I know, but I’m saying
if the NOW Magazine guy
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doesn’t show up in
the next 30 seconds,
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I’m gonna start
just attacking people.
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Calm down, calm down.
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Stop checking.
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Jared, are you sure
they get the--
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we’re here at the
the right time?
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It’s here, it’s gonna be here--
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Because the box is
fucking empty, man!
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(Laughing)
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We know that
tonight’s the night.
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I’m not angry,
I’m just saying you--
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Oh, here it is, here it is!
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Oh, is this the NOW Magazine?
Is this the new one?
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Is this new?
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Okay, okay, okay, do--
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No, no, okay, alright, alright.
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What does it say?
What does it say?
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I’m finding out,
I’m finding out.
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Yes!
(Siren blaring)
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- Oh shit!
- What?
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Hey, this is supposed to
say Nirvanna The Band.
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That’s supposed to--
it says Nirvana.
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This should say
Nirvanna The Band.
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That only says Nirvana.
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Ah, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Fuck!
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What the fuck, Bird?
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What’d you say to
them on the phone?
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You’re supposed to
say Nirvanna The Band!
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I must have...
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What did you say on the phone?!
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I said Nirvanna The
Band, and then he said--
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and he said,
"Nirvana?" like that.
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- And what did you say?
- I said yeah!
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I felt-- I ----ed it up.
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Well, now what?!
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The shit’s done,
the plan’s done!
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Okay, well all we need to do is
we need to let The Rivoli know
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to expect Nirvanna The Band.
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What do we do, call The
Rivoli from NOW Magazine?
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"Oh, hey, it’s supposed to s--"
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Call The Rivoli
from NOW Magazine!
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- We already did th--
- You see?
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Oh my god.
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It’s just a reverse.
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We just got to break
into NOW Magazine--
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You just came up with it
like as if it was nothing.
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You’re cre-- incredible!
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I thought you were
gonna say, "You’re Kramer!"
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You’re-- You’re Kramer!
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Actually, which one was Kramer?
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I think I’m a bit
more Kramer than you.
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I mean in the show.
Was it the Jewish woman?
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The guy who came in the door.
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Yeah.
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Jerry, I need a pickle!
(Laughing)
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(Seinfeld music playing)
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(Traffic noise)
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00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,281
Hi, I’m going upstairs.
253
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,748
Oh, I go up this way, don’t I?
254
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,420
Okay, cool, thank you.
255
00:09:51,925 --> 00:10:01,601
(Traffic noise)
256
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,439
It’s a stakeout.
257
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,942
Pretty much, Matt’s
at NOW Magazine, okay?
258
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,978
He’s calling The Rivoli so that
they can see on the caller ID
259
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,213
that it’s NOW Magazine;
he’s gonna make a correction.
260
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,649
(Motor roaring)
261
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:19,352
Wow, that was awesome!
262
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,922
Come on...
263
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,857
(Banging)
Ah jeez.
264
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,959
Hide, hide!
(Knocking)
265
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,096
Hi, I’m doing a
line test, is that okay?
266
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,468
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
267
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,977
Hi, sorry, do you guys use
your land lines in here?
268
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,413
Would it be a huge
inconvenience if I just
269
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,748
ran a quick line test on this?
270
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,150
Okay, thank you so much.
271
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,218
You can stay there, this
will just take me a second.
272
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,453
How do I-- How
do I dial out here?
273
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,289
Okay.
274
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:11,838
(Phone ringing)
275
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,306
(Beeping)
276
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,175
Hello?
277
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,711
Uh, hi.
278
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,480
I’m actually doing--
This is NOW Magazine.
279
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,582
Matt?
280
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,552
Bird?
281
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,587
Uhhh...
282
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,624
Bird, what are you doing?
283
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,792
I-- I stole-- I stole
the Rivoli’s phone.
284
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,627
It was by accident!
285
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,162
It was when we were running
away before, and you were in
286
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,797
the fat suit, and we had to get
out of there really quickly,
287
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,765
and so I just put the
phone in my pocket and...
288
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:40,933
Are you in there right now?
289
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,669
Uh, yeah, we’re in
NOW Magazine right now.
290
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,103
Oh my god!
291
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,538
What do I do?
292
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,806
Matt, I need a plan, I need
a classic plan right now.
293
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,975
Jay, just hand the phone
to-- to someone there.
294
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,377
Okay, yeah, yeah, I can
do this, I can do this.
295
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,713
I will return the phone
back to The Rivoli.
296
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,348
That’s... Can you
not talk right now?
297
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,049
Exactly.
298
00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,419
Are you incognito?
299
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:00,686
Yes.
300
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,854
You’re undercover!
301
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,690
Okay, okay, I got
this, I got this.
302
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,359
The next voice you hear
is gonna be The Rivoli’s.
303
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,394
Bird, give them the
fucking phone, hurry up.
304
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:19,673
♪
305
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,807
Oh ----!
306
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,444
Ohhh ----!
(Honking)
307
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,045
Wait, wait, stop, stop!
308
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,214
Oh... Oh my god!
309
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,016
No, no, no, no!
(Honking)
310
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,085
(Gasping)
311
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,086
----!
312
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,955
(Streetcar bell dinging)
313
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,190
----!
(Honking)
314
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,357
Sorry, one sec.
315
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,626
(Honking)
316
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,564
Uhh, sorry, this will
just take one more second.
317
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,765
- Bird?
- Matt!
318
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,500
(Honking)
Matt!
319
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,802
Matt, hello, hello?!
320
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,171
Hi, this is David
calling from NOW Magazine.
321
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,807
One sec, one sec!
(Street car honking)
322
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,008
----!
323
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,543
...mistake in the recent
issue that went out.
324
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,879
In-- Instead of Nirvana, it
should say Nirvanna The Band.
325
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,046
Okay, thank you.
326
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,684
(Dial tone)
327
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,586
(Sighing)
328
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,289
Thank you, good bye.
329
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,292
Okay, go, go, go, go!
330
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:26,940
(Busker music playing)
331
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,042
♪ It made me feel
so good inside ♪
332
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:31,444
♪ So peaceful so sublime
333
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,312
♪ Now there’s nothing
that reminds me ♪
334
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,882
♪ Of that old familiar chime
335
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,850
♪ Except you
336
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,552
♪ Yeah you
337
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:43,189
♪
338
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,958
♪ I used to play
in the cemeteries ♪
339
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,128
♪ Dance and laugh and
sing when I was a child ♪
340
00:13:53,499 --> 00:14:03,542
(Piano playing)
341
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:14,120
(Piano playing)
342
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,321
(Door opening)
Okay!
343
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,656
(Door slamming)
344
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,491
Okay.
345
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,094
Well, Bird, I really
gotta hand it to ya!
346
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:27,266
That was about the
greatest plan we have ever done!
347
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,636
You completely
redeemed yourself!
348
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,372
I’m in NOW Magazine, and
I got the phone, and then
349
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,475
just like you said next voice
you hear will be The Rivoli’s!
350
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,211
And I heard the hello, and
I told them the whole plan!
351
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,746
You heard them say hello?
352
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,015
Whoever you handed the
phone to was like, "Hello?"
353
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,616
And then I told them
the whole thing,
354
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,885
I told them about Nirvana the
wrong-- Nirvanna The Band!
355
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,053
I thought everything
was completely fucked,
356
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,389
you took the phone,
and we fucking did it!
357
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,492
Okay, just maybe-- let’s not
get our hopes up too much.
358
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,960
Why are you in such
a bummer mood, man?
359
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,963
Everything just worked--
that was the first time ever!
360
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,198
It went-- a perfectly
executed plan!
361
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,134
(Exhaling)
Uh...
362
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,305
(Sighing)
363
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,472
What is that?
364
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:08,807
What is that?
365
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,378
This is, uh...
366
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,247
What is it?
367
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,682
This is... This is...
368
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,184
What is-- Just
tell me what it is.
369
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,453
- I was gonna tell ya.
- Yeah, exactly.
370
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,589
Tell me what that is.
371
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,224
Enough build up, I’m just
gonna tell you what this is.
372
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,558
I’m-- Who’s saying build up?
373
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,959
Tell me what the thing is.
374
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,461
You took it out of your pocket,
it’s obviously relevant.
375
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,628
Oh, um...
376
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,266
It’s nothing.
377
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,500
What’s going on?
378
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,338
No, for r-- okay, wait,
wait, wait, no, stop!
379
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,639
- What’s going on?
- I’m gonna tell you.
380
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,907
What is the fucking thing?
381
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,341
- What’s the green thing?
- Just relax.
382
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,576
I’m gonna tell you
what this is, okay?
383
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,744
Do I not look relaxed?
384
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,946
Here I am breaking
into NOW Magazine making
385
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:51,284
prank fucking phone calls,
having them change NOW Magazine
386
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,286
after wearing a fat suit
trying to call the other way!
387
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,487
You’re gonna laugh
when you hear this.
388
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,723
I can’t wait!
389
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,924
It’s dizzy in here.
390
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,125
Do you think
it’s dizzy in here?
391
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,427
Okay.
392
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,763
Part of the piano!
393
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,765
It’s just part of the piano.
394
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,502
That’s in the piano?
395
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,639
It broke off the piano.
396
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,840
Yes!
397
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,007
Does it still
work when you play?
398
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,543
Yeah.
399
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,644
Oh, thank god, okay.
400
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,711
I-- Okay, good.
401
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,079
So you won’t need
that for tonight.
402
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,580
- Do we have to fix it?
- No, I’m just gonna--
403
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,082
I’m just gonna
put it in my pocket.
404
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,116
We got it, okay?
405
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,217
We got it.
406
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,919
I’m gonna change,
we’re gonna go.
407
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,254
Okay, come on, come on!
408
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,256
Tonight’s the big night!
409
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,057
Hey, for real?
410
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,292
I’m proud of you.
411
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,661
Thank you so much.
412
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,596
It took a lot of
confidence to get that phone.
413
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,663
It’s okay, no...
414
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,433
You showed a huge
moment of courage.
415
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,336
And by the way, congratulations.
416
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,304
You really came through today.
417
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,243
(Chuckling)
418
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,377
I think I kinda had you wrong.
419
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,745
Okay, enough!
I don’t need a--
420
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,615
Hey, you’re... a
pretty special guy.
421
00:16:55,681 --> 00:17:06,759
(Dramatic music playing)
422
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,827
I’ll walk up, show
’em the NOW mag...
423
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,196
I can’t believe
we’re doing this!
424
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,498
High five for good luck.
425
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,032
- I...
- Ready?
426
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,867
(Sighing)
427
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,636
Hey guys.
428
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,204
Hey man, how you doing?
429
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,140
Um, our band is-- Jay, come on!
430
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,840
Our band is playing a show
tonight, this is us.
431
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,910
I think somebody from NOW
Magazine called earlier
432
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,679
to say that this was supposed
to be Nirvanna The Band
433
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,880
and not Nirvana.
434
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,082
We are Nirvanna The Band.
435
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,850
There was some kind
of a mix up, but...
436
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,385
Okay...
437
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:44,163
(Dramatic music playing)
438
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,431
- It’s supposed to say--
- Nirvana?
439
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,132
It’s supposed to
say Nirvanna The Band.
440
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:59,245
(Dramatic music playing)
441
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,781
I’m sorry, I need to
tell you something.
442
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,717
What?
443
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,753
Earlier today, when I told you
that I brought the phone back
444
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,124
to The Rivoli... I lied.
445
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,825
(Uplifting music playing)
446
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,827
Wh-- What? Why?
447
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,396
I screwed up.
448
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,931
I broke the phone.
449
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,599
So I was talking to who?
450
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,300
- Who said hello?
- It was me.
451
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,435
Why didn’t you say something?
452
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,970
I broke the phone
in a million pieces.
453
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,040
You were-- I wanted to tell you,
but you were so proud of me,
454
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,542
and that made me feel so good.
455
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,044
Uh-huh?
456
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,850
I guess I’m just feeling
a little bit ashamed.
457
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,754
(Uplifting music play--
You fucking idiot!
458
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,455
What the fuck is wr--
Sorry, sorry.
459
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,624
God dammit!
460
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,494
Hey, dude!
You look good, dude!
461
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,729
Well, it’s the
worst night of my life.
462
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,197
What’s wrong?!
What happened?!
463
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,998
We were supposed to play The
Rivoli and it didn’t happen.
464
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,467
- What the fuck?!
- I know.
465
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,468
Your band?
466
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,535
Yeah, we’re playing tonight.
467
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:57,703
Hang on, brother,
hang on, hang on.
468
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,804
We were playing tonight.
469
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,806
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
470
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,140
Oh, dudes!
471
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,843
Hey, could you dudes fucking
spare like 50 cents?
472
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,579
I’m just short
for one beer, dude.
473
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,081
We don’t have it.
You have it?
474
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,182
- You have 50 cents?
- Yeah.
475
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,783
Anything, man.
476
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,285
Here’s three bucks.
477
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,886
Three bucks? Dude!
478
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:14,887
Have a nice night.
479
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,321
Holy shit!
480
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,491
You’re the-- Hey,
what’s your name?
481
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:19,658
- We’re Matt and Jay.
- Your band.
482
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,260
- Nirvanna The Band.
- Nirvanna The Band.
483
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,061
- Nirvanna The Band?
- Yeah.
484
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,364
- So you do cover songs?
- Uh, we do it all.
485
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,533
- Yeah, we do everything.
- Oh fuck!
486
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,602
You’re in, dude!
487
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,670
Hey, my friend is
saying rock and roll!
488
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,139
Hey, say it again!
489
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,542
Whoa!
490
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,844
(Chattering)
491
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,047
- Thanks a lot!
- See you later!
492
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,254
Did you hear that?
493
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,789
What?
494
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,824
You’re in, dude!
495
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,426
We’re in.
496
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,197
Yeah, what does
that mean, we’re in?
497
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,265
We’re in, I don’t know.
498
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,432
We’re in, dude.
499
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,704
- We’re in, dude.
- We’re in.
500
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,245
Yeah, we are in!
501
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:26,425
(Sitcom music playing)
502
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:31,297
♪
503
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:46,079
(Piano playing)
504
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,580
Hip!
505
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,781
Yahoo!
506
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:49,815
Yow!
507
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:50,917
Yoo!
508
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,251
Hee!
509
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,520
Yoshi is trying
to get up my ass!
510
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,988
- Am I doing the jump or no?
- Of course!
511
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,523
I’m doing the cave boost...
512
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,824
like that!
513
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,560
Yesss!
514
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,562
Um, I don’t touch pine trees!
515
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,765
I don’t touch palm trees!
516
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,733
I don’t touch crabs,
I don’t touch-- Ahhh!
517
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,168
Dodged the crabs!
518
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,536
(Piano playing)
519
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,037
You know what, I’m gonna
let him catch up.
520
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,906
- Do some courses--
- No, don’t!
521
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,107
’Cause then we’ll
have to start over!
522
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,309
I’m doing some wrong way!
523
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,643
You’ll have to start
the whole GP over again!
524
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,978
I’m doing some reverse
and I’m still gonna win.
525
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,846
You’ve always been
that ----ing kid
526
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,681
who’s always going in
reverse and running out
527
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,450
in the middle of the
desert in Calamari Desert.
528
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:25,985
- I can show off.
- You’re wasting time!
529
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,286
I’m building my skills.
530
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,620
I’m not playing
music for you anymore.
531
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,189
I wanna hear that song.
532
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,459
(Piano playing)
533
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:35,728
I’m doing it!
534
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,263
Fuck!
535
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,097
You see, you wanna know what
the mistake we made today was?
536
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,566
Nobody is reading NOW Magazine.
537
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:41,834
Yeah?
538
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,802
- I love print media.
- You love print media?
539
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,971
- I like print media.
- You like print media?
540
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,606
(Burping)
I like print media.
541
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,810
But NOW Magazine is
basically a feminist weekly!
542
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,611
I’m a fem-- I’m a feminist.
543
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,980
Oh, me too, absolutely.
544
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:59,318
Yeah, that’s what you say to
kind of avoid being like...
545
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,986
That’s what you say.
546
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,824
Shh, okay.
Come on, baby.
547
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,125
I’m going through,
I’m about to finish!
548
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,027
- Santa Claus Parade.
- Great, man.
549
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,194
Check it out, I’m going!
550
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,264
Yes!
551
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,732
Fuck you, Donkey Kong!
552
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:21,774
♪